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7. SAMMY

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now, i knew my next door neighbours were a little bit strange, what with the husband (he does illegel surgery) being 70 and the wife 40, and children who are ultra violent, but FUCK their son is weird.

out of the corner of my eye i saw two people get out of the tent.
it was sammy, and.. a big bunny rabbit.

now sammy is a little sadistic, and luckily, using my spy techniques, i caught him red handed on camera.
and i've decided to share it with the whole world:

whipping the bunny against the tent. gotta hurt.

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and here is a movie of the action.

the little bugger clenches the bunny's head, ready to take another swing.

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and the sammy's K.O'ed the bunny. but he's not finished. this kid's dirty, he takes another kick at the bunny's face.

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after kicking him in, sammy gets aroused by his acts of violence, and decides to invade the poor animal's defenseless butt. kids these days...

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i zoom in closer on the action.

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but sammy does show a bit of kindness. deciding it wasn't fair that only he should be allowed to get off, he does the bunny a little a favour...

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well, what next ey? bunny's boyfriend comes in and see's the dirty deeds going in. and what makes it worse is that it's sammy's brother, ramsy! jesus christ, it's like some twisted story on jerry springer.

so ramsy brandishes his spade. but sammy has his golf loyal gold club by his side, for quick use whenever he gets the urge to beat someone senseless.

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and the fight starts.

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but the fight was over quick, and sammy lost, taking a blow to the head with a spade. then he ran inside and is now currently crying.
what does he expect? sympathy? for christ's sake he just buttraped his brother's boyfriend after beating him senseless.

anway..

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in other news...

eek. i don't think i did very well on my chemistry exam.

example:

Q. what is fuel with 10-15 carbon atoms used for?

A. lorrys?

Q. draw a graph to show how the enery is released and label it:

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science sucks anyway.

but i did well in my RE test. 9 pages in an hour and 45 minutes. yess.

german tommorow. i've already come to terms with my failure and haven't bothered revising.

was just reading the news, here's some articles that caught my eye:

Blogs ordered to register in China
Chinese authorities order weblogs and websites to register or face closure.

The television watchdog has condemned ITV for showing footage of a skydiver crashing to his death in a mid-morning entertainment programme.
The clip appeared at 10.50am in ITV2's imported US talkshow Sally Jesse Raphael and was repeated. It had originated from another US show, When Good Times Go Bad, which used film from CCTV, home video and other non-broadcast cameras.

when good times go bad ey?

and only one more slice to go and i will have eaten all the lemon tart.

also, i made a comback at oldskoolpaint with THIS marvellous picture, posted again for those few of you who haven't joined the community (you really must, it's fab.)

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Current Mood:
relaxed relaxed
Current Music:
some cd.
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On June 7th, 2005 06:06 pm (UTC), stephanever commented:
ARGH THAT PICTURE AGAIN


lol@those kids. i love them i have decided.

although i do feel sorry for the rabbit.
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On June 7th, 2005 06:08 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
poor old rabbit.
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On June 7th, 2005 06:21 pm (UTC), _generalsmuts commented:
Those pesky kids. All they can think about these days is fucking like bunnies, or fucking bunnies. Or violence. Or hooded tops.

NOW when I was young...
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On June 7th, 2005 06:24 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
i wonder what thatcher would have to say about this.
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On June 7th, 2005 06:34 pm (UTC), stephanever replied:
i'm wearing a hooded top right now.

DON'T FUCKING DISS.
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On June 7th, 2005 06:36 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
you just died.
and came back alive.
you're the new jesus.
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On June 7th, 2005 06:40 pm (UTC), stephanever replied:
then i bless you.

go out and spread the word!
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On June 7th, 2005 06:41 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
ofcourse my lord.. lady?
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On June 7th, 2005 06:42 pm (UTC), stephanever replied:
fuck, you're quick.

lord.

while you're at it, tell them they're all going to hell.

that's always good for a laugh!
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On June 7th, 2005 06:47 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
can i make a statue of you?
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On June 7th, 2005 06:53 pm (UTC), stephanever replied:
please do.

and put me in a robe.

with my cock hanging out.
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On June 7th, 2005 06:57 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
sure thing.
oh big cocked saviour.
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On June 7th, 2005 07:06 pm (UTC), stephanever replied:
i'm your saviour, not dear old magz.

how dare you denounce your faith!

my cock is tiny :(
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On June 7th, 2005 07:11 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
SORRY
oh small cocked saviour.
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On June 7th, 2005 06:39 pm (UTC), golden__touch commented:
margaret thatcher.looking pretty!

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On June 7th, 2005 06:40 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
looking pretty.. sexy!
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On June 7th, 2005 06:42 pm (UTC), recordz commented:
lol.... Margaret is scaring me. How did she hide her.. um secret? ;)
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On June 7th, 2005 06:46 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
tight underwear.
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On June 7th, 2005 06:43 pm (UTC), horrorshowz commented:
Well I had just got over my whole being blind issue when you subject me to child/rabbit porn and that PICTURE AGAIN.



:x
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On June 7th, 2005 06:46 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
HAHA SORRY MATE.
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On June 7th, 2005 06:47 pm (UTC), horrorshowz replied:
I'm presuming you are apologising and begging for my forgiveness so at this moment I say yes. But when I get my sight back I will kick you.
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On June 7th, 2005 06:49 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
ok, are you going to buttrape me too?
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On June 7th, 2005 06:53 pm (UTC), horrorshowz replied:
I CAN SEE I CAN SEE! -kicks you-


No I only buttrape Thatcher.
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On June 7th, 2005 06:57 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
damn.
s'been a while since i was buttraped.
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On June 7th, 2005 07:14 pm (UTC), emosnail commented:
humping bunnies
"for christ's sake he just buttraped his brother's boyfriend after beating him senseless." --hella the quote of the day. Man thats some fucked up shit next-door.

I picture this entry being entered into evidence ten years down the line when that kid has committed some sadistic crime against a person -- proof that he's always been sick and twisted.
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On June 7th, 2005 07:23 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
Re: humping bunnies
haha yes!
this kid is truly fucked up.
i will never forget when he first came round to my house 5 years ago.
he told me he ate poo poo, and that there was a bear in the cellar who told him to hit people.
what a kid.
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On June 7th, 2005 08:35 pm (UTC), ontheseboats commented:
oh my god, funniest thing ever. how old is that kid?!

and ooh chemistry, i had a culminating task for chemistry today and definitely made up one third of.
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On June 7th, 2005 08:46 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
that kid is 9.

chemistry sucks.
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On June 8th, 2005 02:16 am (UTC), jdcooper commented:
i saw this entry on my friend's friendlist and i love it, now i want in. freund me?
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On June 8th, 2005 06:50 am (UTC), neukolln replied:
sure :)
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