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my head hurts and i'ev just come home and i'm tired and want to go to bed so my entry number 5 will be an odd jumble of sorts, and not entirely interesting.

SORRY.

but anyway, today i cheered up like 12340983983 times more because i had fun and greenwich was cool with the greenpeace music festival and solar powered stage.
and me and sally sat on that hill and bitched and moaned but only a little bit.

GODDDDDD. exams tommorow.
how fucking lame.
2 weeks of lame rolled together.

bbq sure smells good, shame about the vegetarianism.

i saw two fatties today that annoyed me:
- one sat opposite me on the train and was this 19 year old ginger shaved head morbidly obese kid. i couldn't divert my eyes from him so i kept having to close my eyes because i didn't want to offend him by staring at his tits.
- this fat man at the bus stop wearing shorts and his tits sagged onto his lap and you could see his balls. it depressed me.

LOOK I'M A WEIRDO:

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LOOK SO'S ISOBEL:

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AND NOW, for a short list of things that i thought was cool and everyone laughed at and then theybecame cool:

1. CALEXICO
americana/country/folk band, who make great records.
THEN: no one knew who they were and assumed they were rubbish, fopp only had one of their cd's on the shelf.
NOW: 15 shelves of calexico cds with all their different albums and they were all being bought by people today.

2. VELCRO TRAINERS
coolest trainers in the world. no need for any effort at all!
THEN: to quote hamson, 'velcro? why are you weraring v-e-l-c-r-o?'. john & robert 'james velcro sucks'. WELL FUCK YOU ALL BECAUSE
NOW: look in the front windows of office and size? and they are filled with velcro shoes since it has just come into fashion.

3. MURAKAMI
best author ever.
THEN: no one knew who he was.
NOW: you can buy his books everywhere and they are always being reccomended.

NOW FOR TWO MORE NOTEs:

*I LOVE DLR!
(it's such a slow piece of crap it's so adorable).

*IM SORRY, THIS UPDATE SUCKED SHIT.

[oh yeah and here are some topics that i brainstormed and i might write about some of them.
anyone have a paticular one they want to see written about, or any topic thats not listed yet?]

*argos
*cheap shops like lidl, bwise and pound saver
*zombies
*i might write some stories
*comics
*profiling
*mid afternoon meals LUNCH OR DINNER?
*superblogging
*pokemon
Current Mood:
relieved relieved
Current Music:
devendra banhart
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On June 5th, 2005 06:51 pm (UTC), stephanever commented:
you're silly

SILLY

SIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


im so uncreative
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On June 5th, 2005 07:02 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
silly billy.
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On June 5th, 2005 07:03 pm (UTC), stephanever replied:
YOU ALREADY HAVE A BILLION COMMENTS

YOU'RE GONNA END UP BEING MORE POPULAR THAN I AM

:'(
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On June 5th, 2005 07:09 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
nah cos these are the only people who comment, they just got here fast.
but you're way more popular dont worry.
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On June 5th, 2005 07:50 pm (UTC), stephanever replied:
oh yeah says mr 19 comments already and you updated like twenty minutes ago

SHEEEEEEEEEEESH
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On June 5th, 2005 08:08 pm (UTC), stephanever replied:
and i wasn't arguing, i was winding you up again and you were just in a bad enough mood to read it wrong.

because 2 is clearly a humungous number.
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On June 5th, 2005 08:17 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
YOUVE TRIED TO WIND ME UP TWICE TODAY AND IM IN A BAD MOOD AND IT JUST FUCKS ME OFF.
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On June 5th, 2005 08:41 pm (UTC), stephanever replied:
well it's just so easy

and anyway that paedo thing wasn't half as bad as this one, stop being spazzy and look at my beautiful icon and laugh
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On June 5th, 2005 06:54 pm (UTC), sheisthesailor commented:
haha look it's me >glares<
i'm a zombieee xx
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On June 5th, 2005 07:02 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
come towards me and i'll take a head shot.
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On June 5th, 2005 06:54 pm (UTC), recordz commented:
I liked this entry. It made me remember things like:

- the pokemon movies being sold for 50p each in poundland today!
(I swear it's true lol)

- how ginger people scare me

and velcro!!


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On June 5th, 2005 07:03 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
VELCRO!!
HIGH FIVE!!
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On June 5th, 2005 06:57 pm (UTC), andaerialoves commented:
isobel looks unclean
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On June 5th, 2005 07:03 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
isobel looks demonic.
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On June 5th, 2005 07:25 pm (UTC), andaerialoves replied:
your hair is shiny
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On June 5th, 2005 07:28 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
s'not greasy though.
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On June 5th, 2005 07:07 pm (UTC), miss_plunk commented:
in garden state this dude becomes rich by inventing silent velcro...
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On June 5th, 2005 07:09 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
wow.
silent velcro.
a whole new meaning to shoes.
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On June 5th, 2005 07:08 pm (UTC), _generalsmuts commented:
WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT ARGOS.
Jeez, what a pile of fun shit that place is. Also, aren't they closing down? So you could go there and get some massive gold chains and wear them around your neck.

LISTENING TO YOUR CD.
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On June 5th, 2005 07:10 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
OMG NO PLEASE DONT LET ARGOS CLOSE DOWN ITS LIKE MY FAVOURITE PLACE IN THE WORLD.

and if they closed down then the dimensional construct that is there store room would collapse because it would all go wrong!
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On June 5th, 2005 07:23 pm (UTC), _generalsmuts replied:
HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE CLOSING DOWN ADVERTS?

actually I might be getting it confused with Index.
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On June 5th, 2005 07:25 pm (UTC), andaerialoves replied:
yeah its index
xo
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On June 5th, 2005 07:28 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
THANK GOD.
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On June 5th, 2005 09:24 pm (UTC), horrorshowz commented:
Okay, there was a CONCERT in GREENWICH?????

THE ONE WEEKEND I DON'T GO TO FRIGGIN' GREENWICH.
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On June 5th, 2005 09:29 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
wasnt really a proper concert.
no one you or i knew was playing, just some weird chilled music.
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On June 6th, 2005 05:59 am (UTC), ___staralfur commented:
Hello, Love;
I'm formerly ___synopsis <3

Trisha
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On June 6th, 2005 10:27 am (UTC), neukolln replied:
hello. i'll add you.
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On June 6th, 2005 09:50 am (UTC), apoplecticfittz commented:
I am intrigued by this "superblogging" idea.
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On June 6th, 2005 10:27 am (UTC), neukolln replied:
me too, i'm not even too sure what it means myself.
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On June 6th, 2005 11:01 am (UTC), apoplecticfittz replied:
I just hope it involves capes.
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On June 6th, 2005 11:07 am (UTC), neukolln replied:
and spandex.
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On June 7th, 2005 08:40 pm (UTC), ontheseboats commented:
my bus driver is pretty damn fat and today she actually got out of her seat and i realised just how fat she really is. my friend said that if she were that fat, she'd just roll everywhere. and i laughed.

there was a kid in my grade 9 art class that wore velcro shoes. his name was john crawford and he was really weird and supposedly spent some time in a mental hospital, but i found him rather endearing so i was friendly with him, but then he disappeared. he was really creepy.
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On June 8th, 2005 03:16 pm (UTC), neukolln replied:
yeah see, everyone wearing velco is cool.

if i was fat i'd take it to the limits and try and be like that man who had to stay in bed all day long because moving was too hard for him. he had a heart attack and had to be lifted out of the house through his window on a crane.
he was cool.
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On April 2nd, 2011 06:15 pm (UTC), (Anonymous) commented:
biube smart aquarium 333
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