my head hurts and i'ev just come home and i'm tired and want to go to bed so my entry number 5 will be an odd jumble of sorts, and not entirely interesting.
but anyway, today i cheered up like 12340983983 times more because i had fun and greenwich was cool with the greenpeace music festival and solar powered stage.
and me and sally sat on that hill and bitched and moaned but only a little bit.
GODDDDDD. exams tommorow.
how fucking lame.
2 weeks of lame rolled together.
bbq sure smells good, shame about the vegetarianism.
i saw two fatties today that annoyed me:
- one sat opposite me on the train and was this 19 year old ginger shaved head morbidly obese kid. i couldn't divert my eyes from him so i kept having to close my eyes because i didn't want to offend him by staring at his tits.
- this fat man at the bus stop wearing shorts and his tits sagged onto his lap and you could see his balls. it depressed me.
LOOK I'M A WEIRDO:
LOOK SO'S ISOBEL:
AND NOW, for a short list of things that i thought was cool and everyone laughed at and then theybecame cool:
americana/country/folk band, who make great records.
THEN: no one knew who they were and assumed they were rubbish, fopp only had one of their cd's on the shelf.
NOW: 15 shelves of calexico cds with all their different albums and they were all being bought by people today.
2. VELCRO TRAINERS
coolest trainers in the world. no need for any effort at all!
THEN: to quote hamson, 'velcro? why are you weraring v-e-l-c-r-o?'. john & robert 'james velcro sucks'. WELL FUCK YOU ALL BECAUSE
NOW: look in the front windows of office and size? and they are filled with velcro shoes since it has just come into fashion.
best author ever.
THEN: no one knew who he was.
NOW: you can buy his books everywhere and they are always being reccomended.
NOW FOR TWO MORE NOTEs:
*I LOVE DLR!
(it's such a slow piece of crap it's so adorable).
*IM SORRY, THIS UPDATE SUCKED SHIT.
[oh yeah and here are some topics that i brainstormed and i might write about some of them.
anyone have a paticular one they want to see written about, or any topic thats not listed yet?]
*cheap shops like lidl, bwise and pound saver
*i might write some stories
*mid afternoon meals LUNCH OR DINNER?
my bus driver is pretty damn fat and today she actually got out of her seat and i realised just how fat she really is. my friend said that if she were that fat, she'd just roll everywhere. and i laughed.
there was a kid in my grade 9 art class that wore velcro shoes. his name was john crawford and he was really weird and supposedly spent some time in a mental hospital, but i found him rather endearing so i was friendly with him, but then he disappeared. he was really creepy.
yeah see, everyone wearing velco is cool.
if i was fat i'd take it to the limits and try and be like that man who had to stay in bed all day long because moving was too hard for him. he had a heart attack and had to be lifted out of the house through his window on a crane.
he was cool.