well, firstly, i'm very sorry about my little anger bout earlier.
and secondly, some guy called alex keeps moaning at me to mention him on here.
don't worry, i won't.
this has probably been one of the lamest weekends ever, but since this journal is public i won't go into it.
now, for my 30in30 post number 4, i haven't given up on it yet.
even though, i sure feel like it. i mean, nobody really reads this journal.
ahh, my keys.
JMA and his brother JMA spain have both been my friends for a long time now, since i was 11 years old.
there have been times when i've shunned them away by accident, and boy did i regret it afterwards, standing outside my front door, cold, wet and lonely.
and then there's my good old friends the locker keys.
and darth vader?
how much safer can you get than your own personal sith lord?
i bought this cunt of a phone a year ago because i thought it looked cool and it was cheap.
only the latter remains.
i think they are originally from ikea.
i found them in my house one day and kept them.
they have been good friends to be, but i haven't been a good friend back.
today i got angry and threw them at targets.
sadly i broke it's plastic.
green scissors, please forgive me if you're reading this.
4. UHU GLUE
this is one of the more recent additions to the habitat that is my desk.
well i know several things about it for sure, it's all purpose, strong, clear and an adhesive.
it's also for everyday use all around the house.
if you sniff it your eyes go dizzy and your nose is left with a warm, fuzzy sensation.
5. MAGIC TAPE
ah, magic tape.
and when it says magic, it ain't lying.
this tape has it all: strength, scent and one hell of a colour.
sometimes if i'm feeling low i cut off a bit of tape and stick it under my nose, it's natural smell cheers me up every time!
and it's muscly fibres mean no more annoying sticky tape tangles.
and to top it all off, it comes in a sturdy dispenser whose zig zag tape cutters are as sharp as a woodman's axe.
magic tape, i love you.
6. NO SMOKING SIGN
now, if you've ever been lucky enough to come into my room, you will have noticed this sign and made a comment about it.
and you may still even remember the story i told you about how i came about it.
well, here it is again:
once upon a time, way back in year 7, i was on a ferry to france.
the sign was just lying on a table, calling out to me, 'help, i'm over here, please take me.'
so i hid it in my pocket when no one was looking and we've been friends ever since.
now this sign is a bit of a mystery really, because it reads, ' for the comfort of all our guests...'
do i really deserve the title of a plural?
or maybe it's just a french sign whose bad at english?
and i'm not even a guest, nor do i mind smoking.
maybe i have ghosts with sensitive lungs.
7. A PICTURE OF FAT JAMES
this is the newest addition to my desk, which i found yesterday in my re book.
it's discovery pleased me immensely, since i recall thinking i'd lost it several months ago on the day of it's creation.
and the time i thought i'd lost it was very upsetting.
but not to worry, for i have it again, and what a drawing it is.
8. BLUE DEER
i bought this in germany since it was very cheap and i fell in love with it.
in my honest opinion, i think it's one of the only few good things to come out of germany since neukolln, little miss luzifer, electrocute, miss kittin, david bowie's heroes, and hitler.
everyone i know except a few hate it and don't see the attatchment.
as i mentioned in item #8, very few good things have come out of germany.
but little miss luzifer is one of them.
and she was the one who knitted this fine bunny rabbit.
me and flopzi have been married since march, and very happy we are.
[AND NOW FOR THE NUMBER ONE THING ON MY DESK]
10. VICKS INHALER
'oh holy holy vicks stick stick from vicks.
in one nostril inhale.
oh the menthol fresh breeze cool release a whole new meaning of life.
a gift for the righteous holy holy from god.
i sit here religiously decongesting my unblocked nose.'
that was a poem dedicated to my vicks stick, that i wrote some while ago before i knew how to write poetry.
but i do love my vicks inhaler, and boy have we been through lots.
since year 8 he's been shoved up my nose, and he's fought in 3 colds.
what a legend.
and may the legend live on for ever more.
I READ YOUR JOURNAL.
i'm insulted at how you called me a nobody.
and if i was lame and had nothing better to do then i'd comment on all those things BUT I'M NOT. so i'm just going to say...
i never noticed that sign and you never told me that story :'(
hmm what a crafty plan. perhaps I'll use the idea for a post and highlight the arcane objects that inhabit by own room.
I think its kind of neat actually when multiple 30 in 30ers make the same kind of post. For example last year two of us (myself and incomple) made half-assed attempts to spend 24 hours in one place like apoplecticfittz (incomple spent liek a few hours in his car in a Borders parking lot. I counted the 11 hours I ahd to be on a train anyway -- the original post by fittz is one of the all time classic 30 in 30 stunts and should be reviewed). And a number of us came up with five proposals for TV serieses.. and there were some other things as well. It was fun.